The Gang Carries A Corpse Up A Mountainit's Alw... -

Wearing $1,200 high-tech "peak performance" tactical gear. He spends the entire hike critiquing everyone’s "form" while secretly being the most out of shape.

Chugging wine from a soda can and trailing 50 yards behind, shouting about "the hoors" he met in these woods in the 70s. The Gang Carries a Corpse Up a MountainIt's Alw...

“It’s not a crime if the mountain claims him, Charlie!” Wearing $1,200 high-tech "peak performance" tactical gear