"Folks!" he screamed into a megaphone that crackled with static. "The factory sent me too many! My loss is your gain! It’s the Kia BOGO Bonanza! Buy one Sorento , get a Rio for your teenager, your mother-in-law, or just to use as a very large paperweight!"
"Real as a heart attack, buddy," Clem barked, sliding a pen across the desk. "Sign here, and you drive out in a Telluride. My guys will bungee-cord the Soul to the roof, or you can just have your wife drive it home." kia buy one get one
Arthur signed. It felt like winning the lottery, until he got home. His driveway was built for one car and a bicycle. By Tuesday, the "free" Kia was parked on his lawn. By Wednesday, the city had issued a citation. By Friday, Arthur realized the hidden catch: he now had two car payments’ worth of insurance and a neighborhood association that was currently voting on whether to ban the color "Alien Green" from the zip code. "Folks