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"This isn't just a room, Artie," Gary whispered, leaning in so close Arthur could smell his peppermint gum. "It’s an heirloom. Your kids will thank you. Your grandkids will thank you. And for today only, we’re waiving the $5,000 ‘Founders Fee.’ You’re basically stealing from us!"

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Every year, Arthur still gets a Christmas card from Gary. It’s a picture of a sunset. Arthur usually uses it to scrap the ice off his windshield—the only "utility" he ever truly got out of the deal. "This isn't just a room, Artie," Gary whispered,

Arthur wasn't a man of leisure; he was a man of the bottom line. So, when a glossy flyer promised a "Luxury Coastal Retreat for the price of a dinner at Sizzler," he didn't see a red flag—he saw a loophole. Your grandkids will thank you