Free Sofa - Buy One Get One

"It’s a free sofa, Sarah," Liam countered. "We could give it to your sister. Or turn the guest room into a velvet-lined lounge."

"We saved fifteen hundred dollars," Liam reminded her, sitting on 'The Cloud.' "We own a haunted bus seat, Liam," Sarah sighed. buy one get one free sofa

"Great choice," the salesman said, his smile a bit too wide. "Now, for your free one. Choose anything from the 'Clearance Graveyard' in the back." "It’s a free sofa, Sarah," Liam countered

Liam and Sarah had lived with “The Lumpy Legend”—a hand-me-down sofa from Liam’s college days—for five years too long. When a flyer hit their mat screaming they saw it as a sign. "Great choice," the salesman said, his smile a bit too wide

Two weeks later, they listed the free sofa on a local marketplace for $50. A college kid picked it up within the hour, thrilled to have anything that wasn't a milk crate.

As the kid hauled the 'Bus Seat' down the stairs, Liam turned to Sarah. "See? We didn't just get a free sofa. We got a free sofa and fifty bucks."