6.5 / 10 Actioncome... -

"It’s over, Vane!" Miller shouted over the sound of a helicopter that was clearly CGI. "Give up the beans!" The villain laughed. "You're a mediocre cop, Miller!"

The dialogue was snappy, but not too snappy. For every witty one-liner Miller delivered, he followed it up with a joke about his cholesterol. He wasn't the hero the city deserved, but he was the one they could afford on a mid-range streaming budget. 6.5 / 10 ActionCome...

Our protagonist, Detective Miller, knew this feeling well. He lived his life at a 6.5. He didn't have a tragic backstory involving a lost family; he just had a moderately annoying ex-wife named Susan and a dog that only listened to him about 65% of the time. "It’s over, Vane

As the "Produce Piece" reached its climax, the stakes were appropriately medium. The villain wasn't trying to destroy the world; he was just trying to divert a shipment of high-end espresso machines to the black market. For every witty one-liner Miller delivered, he followed

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